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weary and worn little monster is born

Oh, Jessica Moore. If only they had let you live.

Because then maybe we could've had this!

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How fucking hot does Adrienne look in that picture?

Can someone write an AU of this? Where Jess is pregnant with Sam's baby and totally kicking ass and killing monsters? Because that would be AWESOME.

Edited, just to say I can't wait for this movie to come out because holy hell, do I want crossover fics with Supernatural, ALREADY!

Edited, AGAIN, this time to add a link to the movie's website where there's a pretty intense trailer. I'm partial to the restricted one, but the normal trailer's pretty awesome too. Michael vs Gabriel, FTW!

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SDKAJSLKDJALKWJKDEJSLE.

And yes, someone needs to write that AU!

Seriously, right? Can you imagine Sam Winchester walking down a street, maybe crossing by an old movie theater somewhere and suddenly seeing that poster? Can you imagine his double take with the stopping and the hands in his front pockets as he drools and the instant boner he must've popped?

OR

Or him seeing Jess, his sweet little wife Jess, eight month pregnant when the apocalypse starts and instead of her falling apart like he expects picks up a motherfucking whatever-the-hell-that-huge-ass-machine-gun is and tells him she's ready for anything?

I CAN. AJDKDHFJKDHFJHFDJHEDHE!!!!

Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yes. Oh my god, this idea is totally running away with my brain. If this were not spoken for (which is convenient, since I'm pretty sure we both have ZERO TIME for new fic commitments, plus I'm lazy and like it when other people write the fic I like) we would be cowriting this shit RIGHT NOW.
Pregnant!Jess with the machine gun. Amazing. Dean would totally be skeeving on her too.

Oh, you know he totally would. He would be falling hard for his brother's pregnant wife because she's hot and pregnant and he totally wants kids deep down in his heart and knows what the fuck she's doing with a gun. (After he showed her of course.)

Oh, god. Now I have visions of Dean showing her how to shoot because Sam's somewhere, dealing with the apocalypse and maybe they think he's dead and there's UST and maybe kissing...and crap I have chills.

Yessssssssss OMFG Dean secretly wants a family SO MUCH but feels like the third wheel with Sam and Jess. And I love the idea of Sam being away (possibly dead) for a long time and then coming back, and Dean/Jess UST and Sam/Dean UST lurking under it all and badass pregnant Jess being essentially "I will make this earth safe for this baby if I have to chainsaw down every one of you motherfuckers to do it."

And maybe Sam didn't even know that Jess was pregnant when he left and Dean basically had to care for her/keep her alive for Sam, on the off chance that he's still alive, slowly falling in love with her at the same time.

And then Sam comes back and at first is all WHAT THE FUCK, and then Jess tells him it's YOURS the baby's YOURS and I thought YOU WERE DEAD.

And I love you, but I love him too!

*GLEE* Potential for so much DELICIOUS MELODRAMA, in the best possible way.
My thought: Perhaps this is an AU in which the Pilot never happens. Sam's graduated, married Jess, much more settled down, YED stuff hasn't happened. Dean shows up on his doorstep all "SAMMY. The apocalypse has started." To which Sam and Jess can only say "We kinda noticed. See the giant chasm shooting flames where Sacramento used to be? Shit's going down." They all set out together because it's already getting UGLY, maybe a month passes thuslike? A few weeks? And Sam gets trundled off, perhaps for Cold-Oak-style hijincks? In the meanwhile, Dean and Jess spark, Jess is like, "find me a rabbit, I need to test a theory" shortly followed by "OH SHIT knocked up", Dean and Jess continue sparking. Sam finds them again, "Honey, I'm home! Also, I'm psychic. Also, have you put on weight?" Sam is woefully oblivious to Dean/Jess sparkage and then abruptly NOT. Tensions ensue.

Um. *cough*

Ahahaha. Okay, also? When Sam finds them again:
Tall shape looms out of the darkness. FUCK. Jess shoots it. It protests this in a very familiar voice. Flashlights on. "SAM?" "You SHOT me!" then, admiring, "You have amazing aim!"

OH MY GOD. Perfect.

OH HELL YES!

Did you already have an idea for your apocafic fic?

Because we are totally writing this, aren't we?

We totally are. And I kind of already wrote a huge chunk of my original apocabigbang idea, so it's not going to last me till March and I need a new one.

And I already have 13k written of my apocafic written and was just thinking today about how there was no way in hell I was going to be able to last until March before posting it when it'll probably be done a month or so from now.

Synchronicity, baby!

I AM SO EXCITED and I've never collaborated with anyone on a story before! (just so you know!)

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! And I've never co-written before, either! YAY.

Though I would also like to note that I need to be taken out back and SHOT. Soon it's going to be

britomart_is: that one chick who keeps writing about pregnant women and compulsively sets everything in the post-apocalypse.

Because the post-apocalyptic world is scary and kinda awesome at the same time.

Oh, dude. The kid's born and Jess has to breastfeed. And Dean and Sammy being so paternal and protective and kinda on edge around each other.

Oh my god, BOTH OF THEM being all protective-Daddy at once. Intense.

Oh, wait! Back up for a minute...maybe once finds out she's pregnant and the baby's definitely his, he's all BUT IT COULD BE THE SPAWN OF SATAN and all worried about her carrying the ANTI-CHRIST but doesn't want to let on to either Sam or Jess.

Wait, I mean Sam finds out she's pregnant and doesn't want to tell Dean or Jess how worried he is.

I figured. :) And yes, totally! He doesn't tell them when he finds out about his own demon blood, but he's FREAKING OUT about passing it on to the baby.

Which causes tension and he's being snappy towards Jess and Dean's all "Dude what the fuck?" because he's hurting her and Dean hates seeing her cry. Only because of her HORMONES and only the first time, the next time he's snappy and scared she rips him a new asshole and basically forces him to tell her WHY he's acting like such a DICK.

Oh, and is this a biblical apocalypse or a zombie apocalypse?

Yes, precisely! Sam's acting like an asshole cause he's worried, and it's already awkward because of what happened while he was gone, and he's been kinda prickly and suspicious anyway because the Dean/Jess issues haven't come out in the open yet, so he doesn't take kindly to feeling like Dean's ganging up on him, and Jess can't figure out why he's acting differently since he came back.

I lean toward zombie apocalypse just because I desperately, desperately don't want to just do a retread of mythology on the show, devoting too much time to their roles in it, angels/Lucifer etc. Something more along the zombie lines appeals to me because then they're just normal people trying to survive all the CRAZY SHIT that's raining down. Your thoughts?

Oh, zombie apocalypse. TOTALLY. Because fast zombies are scary as shit. Do you want to go off of Croatoan with the demon virus turning everyone into flesh eating monsters?

Oh yeah, the Sam being a dick about the baby thing is totally before he finds out about the Jess/Dean while he was gone.

And, God think of this visual: Is Sam gone long enough that Dean feels the baby kick for the first time? Dean's face when the baby kicks under his hand and maybe that's when he and Jess kiss for the first time?

And then Sammy's angst when he returns because he realizes that Dean been super-Dad-to-be while he was gone and he's kinda jealous that Dean got to be there for all those firsts.

Croatoan works for me! It's still canon, but keeps it simple. OOOOOH, plus they'd all be at risk, and they wouldn't know Sam was immune. Until someone tries to infect him and it fails.

Oh yes the annnggggggggggssst on missing everything. Piled on top of normal sibling rivalry, haven't seen each other in years, history of Dean flirting with Sam's high school girlfriends, fucked up sexual tension with Dean, simultaneously terrified of the baby and heartbroken that he missed milestones ... all while Sam attempts not to act like a jealous/protective caveman.
Plus zombies keep trying to eat them. Y'know.

Where do you think John is in all this? Missing? Dead?

Oh, wouldn't that just throw a wrench into all of this if he were alive? The four of them could start out all together and then Sammy would disappear and then they'd find out Jess is pregnant and John would be all, "get rid of it,"

And Jess would be NO FUCKING WAY.

So John makes Dean make a choice, go with him to find Sammy or stay with Jess and for the first time in his life Dean decides to go against his father's orders and stay with Jess. Because as far as he knows, his brother's dead, but his brother's baby is alive and he's going to do anything in his power to make sure it stays that way.

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